This post is dedicated to my new car (well mine, Trevors, Eli's and Oliver's car), the 1983 Nissan Bluebird, with 202,000 kilometers on it. The door handle was ripped off of it today by the dude at the dealership, and the 1000 Australian dollar car will definately get us to the grocery store and back. But the best part I guess, is that when I told the dude up front if he had a map, and his reply was, "what else do you want??" Eli, replied, "a blow job". Did I mention its yellow?
Australia is without a doubt nuts. Ive been drunk for literally a week straight, and I bought a new car today. Classes start tomorrow, so thats a good thing since I wont go to them or Il go to them and fall asleep...(Crane would be proud). But this past weekend, we went surfing in Narrabeen. Dude, surfing is DAMN near impossible. You gotta be a fucking psycho to be good at that shit. Our instructors were retarded, and I felt it was man v.s. wild. Maybe next time il go surfing in a shark costume to scare away some other cocksuckers Ive been chillin with. But hey, tis in a day's work.
Wish me luck for class, but first, a picture of my new ride, appropriately named, "the batmobile". THis is the first thing ive actually owned. SO I can bequeath it to someone when I die. "in my will, I name the new benefactor of this car, Lani Weiss." Im not telling her about this car, so if she finds out, Il either be disowned or a permanent resident of Australia.
Australia is without a doubt nuts. Ive been drunk for literally a week straight, and I bought a new car today. Classes start tomorrow, so thats a good thing since I wont go to them or Il go to them and fall asleep...(Crane would be proud). But this past weekend, we went surfing in Narrabeen. Dude, surfing is DAMN near impossible. You gotta be a fucking psycho to be good at that shit. Our instructors were retarded, and I felt it was man v.s. wild. Maybe next time il go surfing in a shark costume to scare away some other cocksuckers Ive been chillin with. But hey, tis in a day's work.
Wish me luck for class, but first, a picture of my new ride, appropriately named, "the batmobile". THis is the first thing ive actually owned. SO I can bequeath it to someone when I die. "in my will, I name the new benefactor of this car, Lani Weiss." Im not telling her about this car, so if she finds out, Il either be disowned or a permanent resident of Australia.
I pity this man, but itl be me in a lil while. Il get a real picture with me cruisin with a black and mild in it real shortly.
Lastly, THANK GOD the Bulls traded away Nocioni, that fucking big stiff is ugly, douchy, Croatian, and more importantly ate up more salary cap than Allan Houston. Nuff Said.
Im off frolicking,
Peace
2 comments:
outstanding!
I'm proud of you Son !!!!
best regards akbar Ahmadov
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