Monday 5 January 2009

Welcome, Wilkomen, First Damn Post

So to get things started, a happy new year to everyone out there, I am sure people were getting sloppy at wherever you were. My first post is dedicated to Ryan Dwyer, Congratulations on turning 43 years old next month, you will soon be able to have your AARP card. At least you got something to look forward to Phantastic.


Today, I went to the Nets game with my friend Carrie and it was chill, but damn has basketball really gone down hill or what?? The Sacramento Kings, who by the way have become that team that have really started to love becuase NO ONE likes the Kings. How cna you NOT like a team that used to not only have Vlade "Im the stiffest human being ever" Divac and Mitch "NBA Jam Powerhouse" Ritchmond on it. I mean seriously.


Well of course the Nets, with Yi "I Suck Alot" Jianlian, and Vince "What's the Score again?" Carter took control over the Kings. I bet you cant even name two players who play for that team. Which is why I'm going out the first chance I get and buying a sacrmento kings jersey, like oldschool 1980's with Mitch Richmond on it, to show my appreciation. THe jersey will look like this:



Personally, I think this is a sick SICK jersey. If you do not agree...well fuck you. It is 300 dollars, but I still love it. Currently, the Kings have this kid named Kevin Martin. He netted a whopping 36 points on the nets, and he was literally Lighting the floor up the way I used to back in the mid 1990's. My jumper was as sliky smooth as a baby's bottom, or close. But now Im a bonafide scrub. Speaking of Bonafide scrubs, I gotta post some Steven A. Smith Youtube Videos. Well Il post the link. The First one, is Steven A. Smith RIPPING Apart Kwame Brown and the other is him in a radio show rippin on some Jose Reyes lover. Well of course Jose Reyes, is a fucking clown, who led the worthless Mets, who as Jim Mora approprately says, "Playoffs? Playoffs? How can you talk about playoffs, we can't fucking win a game!!" No Playoffs this year donkey pissers.
This is Smith ripping apart Kwame Brown in the Pau Gasol trade:
This is Smith Destroying this poor fan....boo yah bitch!:
Just pure craziness..The guy is nuts. If I was that brave to talk that kind of trash, Id be god. But Im not, and Im writing a damn blog where I can just make fun of people.
But im fucking tired, and Im going to pass out, but the last thing I gotta do is square away what Im gunna name my blog. So I got four options. If you like anyone of them, lemme know. Il choose that as my title.
So here goes:
1.Stacking Cheese, and Selling Ki's: The impeccable life re-telling of Zach Weiss
2.Well...Just Because......Im Out Here Grindin'
3.Australia Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet
4.Im That Jew With that Kangaroo: Life in Australia.
SO lemme know, if you gotta a different idea, tell me.
LATER!