The Bears

Thank God for Jay Cutler Day....

Of course Wolkie was talking trash all day to me. he owes me twenty dollars.

OH and the Jets are 2-0????? HMMMMMMMM VERY INTERESTING


Milton Bradley has been suspended for the rest of his life hopefully. That guy is worse than the bubonic plague in 1347. You can look up that date if you do not believe me.

And for a new diversion....AWESOME VIDEO


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Its Been Too Damn Long

Ive decided to start my blog up again. Its just been too fucking long since Ive posted anything of note. March 16th??? Damn man....What happened to me?

So to start, a quick recap of some great Australia happenings. I went to New Zealand, which is the most beautiful country in the world. My father and I decided to explore the island while using Auckland as a base of operations. We played golf, saw the Bay of Islands and even saw some cool geysers. I gotta find the pictures I took.

Then my father went home and I took a nice trip to FIJI. Fiji is a pretty island with a proud people. But it is not a wealthy place. We stayed a hostel and then explored the many of 333 islands that are around the main island. Just unreal. I was able to waterski and snorkel, and just lay out all day long.

Anyways, another highlight was my trip to the wonderful Cairns. This is where the Great Barrier Reef is located, and it was just awesome. They had a casino up there as well, and me and Trevor took it to ourselves to gamble as much as possible. I ended up a little ahead, and Trevor.....a little behind. We met up with one of my main guys from home, Dan Fey. We had an absolutely fabulous time at this bar called the Woolshed. They had a wet t-shirt contest the night we went, and the girls were getting wild. As you can imagine, so were we.

We stayed at Gilligan's, which is absolutely absurd as well.

The reef was just awesome.....I scuba dove for the first time, and you can see literally everything. Like you put your head intot he water, and your eyes are just bombared by fish, and turtles and octopus. We went during the offseason, so we didnt see everythign we wanted to, but still just an absolutely incredible time.

The last thing that happened in Australia is that the car broke down...Of course Eli flipped out because he was driving it when the black smoke erupted from the car. So up until that point, I could have bequeathed it to anyone I wanted to.

In LEW of the TERRIBLE SEASON OPENER THAT THE BEARS dished out. Cutler, with the 4 INTS, Urlacher out for the year. Its looking bleak in Chicago. i am going to make TEN predictions for the NFL SEASON:

1. The Chicago Bears will go 7-9, Jay Cutler having a very pedestrian year, and Matt Forte not breaking 1000 yards.

2. The GREEN BAY Packers will be second in the NFC North with a record fo 10-6, MAKING the playoffs, but because their offensive line is terrible, the Vikings will be the division leaders at 12-4.

3. In the NFC West, the best team will be the Seahawks because Kurt Warner's arm finally fell off his shoulder.

4. Kyle Orton is better than Jay Cutler at year's end, and propeling the Denver Broncos to a wildcard birth, while simultaneously destroying the Oakland Raiders yet again.

5. Michael Vick will be starting by Week 5, and Donovan McNabb will retire by year's end., but the Eagles STILL win the division

6. Jake Delhomme is so bad, that the Carolina Panthers fold as a franchise, thus the Falcons by default win the divison.

7. The Pittsburgh Steelers continue to ANNOY the LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME because I know too many Steelers fans, yet they will win the division yet again.

8. MY favorite AFC team, the New York Jets, will change their name to the Broadway Jets at Season's end, because they area bunch of clowns in that organization....take for example, David Clowney....It doesn't get any clownier than David Clowney. They will also go 9-7 and miss the playoffs, but I still will win my 20 dollar bet.

9. MY PLAYOFF TEAMS ARE: NFC.....Vikings, Seahawks, Eagles, Falcons... Wildcards are Packers and Giants AFC.....Steelers, Colts, Patriots, Chargers, Wildcards are Broncos and Ravens

10. The Superbowl champion of this year will be.................The Minnesota Vikings.... Why? Cuase I cant stand any other team in the playoffs currently.

PEACE OUT TILL NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!!