Blue Mountains

YOOO,

This post is dedicated to my man Jay Cutler, for destroying legitamacy in the football world. Your a straight up crybaby who needs his dick sucked. Even Mike Shanahan wasn't this gay.

So this past weekend we hit up the blue mountains. These mountains aren't that big, they are a little bigger than hills in NJ, and smaller than mountains in the rockies. I have some good pics on my satchel camera. But Im a little lazy to take them off. SOME GREAT VIEWS!!!! So Il steal some from other people that I know. After walking a grueling 15 kilometers, we reached this really cool set of waterfalls, and Pat, Eli and Nick walked up the entire thing. We even drank the water, and it was some of the best water Ive ever had.

Australia is just great,

It was good to see Scwartz yesterday too at Coogee beach.

Heres the pics:

Just a Thought...

This post is dedicated to Will Dorsch for being the man, and wearing backpacks and suits together. I mean I think hes got something going on here. Maybe he should have a briefcase too? Or maybe even a trench coat? Damn that would be sexy.

But anyways,

In the wake of all the work I have to do, I was thinking today about an awkward situation. So what if a married high profile actor is in a nude scene with someone. For instance, if Brad Pitt was nude with Kate Blanchett or something. And they are getting intimate. What if our man Bradley pops a boner? How awkward is this for Blanchett? And would Angelina Jolie find out? Would she be like, "HONEY!! I HEARD YOU GOT HARD IN THE MOVIE SHOOT TODAY!!! DO YOU NOT LOVE ME?????" I think this was a pretty interesting scenario.

In another note, as much as I love Jeremy Crane, Andy Feldman, Nick Conti, Jim Kraus, Matt Boland....etc, The Buffalo Bums will fail with TO and only go 8-8, thus missing the playoffs. Im sorry, your division is just too tough. But it was a worth a try, especially for a high profile choke artist, like the Bills.

WEISS, OUT!

Epic Weekend

This post is dedicated to Jamie Rotter for saving my life on Saturday, or I would have been sleeping in the gutter somewhere in Bondi Junction. I prolly would have been mugged or something cool.

Well, this weekend started off by me going to an interview for my new internship with Getup! Getup! is a nonprofit that works with several issues including the economy and the environment. So Im wearing a button down and slacks. I want to go to the beach afterwards, so I go meet the boys that are in town including, Kimball, Holway, Mirsky, Ziggy and Zander. And I look like the biggest idiot wearing work clothes to the beach.

Im about to walk on the beach, and I go, "I look like the biggest clown," And some Australian dude looks at me and goes "Yes, you are." Typical Zweiss moment.

That night was another night at IVEY, which was a good time, but nothing compared to Saturday.

SO Saturday roles along, and I head downtown with Kimball to go to Bondi Junction to start drinking. It is Mardi Gras, which is a gay parade in town. SO you can imagine the kind of shit that is about to happen. Im completely fucked up, and i go downtown wearing angel wings, kangaroo ears and sunglasses. After awhile at the parade, I decide to wander 2o blocks to my friends place (Becca James'). And I procede to cut my toenails at her place for no real reason at all. So thats pretty nuts. And of course the car is parked back where I came from, so I take a cab there. But to make matters absolutely worse, my car is locked in a parking garage (which happened to my last semester in madison, when I was trying to go to Indiana.) I can't get into the apartment where all the bros are, so Im so pissed that I cant get in. And finally I call ZIGGYS phone, and Jamie Rotter answers. And is like, come up and crash here. So if it wasnt for that I would have been sleeping ont he curb for the night.

Thanks to Holway for this amazing clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOmvdeNa67E&playnext_from=PL&feature=PlayList&p=3C3231F845BCD47F&playnext=1&index=1

And also, a Snuggie Parody:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05ZQ7WHw8Y



ARIGHT BROS WEISS OUT.

Gettin' Em for the Eh-Lo

This post is dedicated to my boy Shawty Lo for having the worst lyrics of any rapper in history but still makes me smile when he talks about selling kilos of cocaine and getting ho's to suck his dick.

He has major beef with TI (well obviously, TI is a fucking idiot) because TI isnt really from Bankhead, but as David Weiss points out, IT IS, WHAT IT IS

So due to lack of feedback fro my pathetic blog, I decided to pick the title myself. I like it, so I dont care if you don't.

The Nissan Bluebird has been straight up money. having the car is like a having a new stripper, you know: one who hasnt been fucked around too much, so your happy to oblige. We hit the beach in the beat up box of crap again, and me and the boys learned how to surf. On the way, we were blasting Africa by Toto and I thought I was in a time machine, only with broken seats, a shitty stereo system and no back doorhandle. You certainly get what you pay for. Interestingly though, if you get a large foam board, it is SOOOO MUCH easier. I was able to get up and ride waves a few times.

I also burned like a fucking lobster, but thats what happens when a ginger hits the sun. This weekend, we hit up a SICK bar called IVEY. Il post some pics off of facebook to get in da groove of this absolutely nutty place. I also went to the casino, and won 40 dollars, so I am not totally unhpapy. This was all for Trevor Malet's 21st birthday celebration, which was a total shit show seeing we got kicked out of virtually every damn bar we went to.

Well im fucking tired, heres some pics before I hit bed: